Why You Should Cut Your Own Hair

You aren’t cheating on your stylist if you do it yourself

Is it just me or is 35 too early for a mid-life crisis?

Maybe I just feel undeservingly young. They don’t ask for my driver’s license when I buy boxed wine. Perhaps it’s merely because I’m buying boxed wine. Yeah, that probably gives my age away, not my features. I’ll go with that.

I’m one of those women who feels selfish because she hasn’t caught baby fever yet. I think I had a bit of it back in college — yeah there was a short time when I walked through the baby aisle at Walmart, smelled the baby smells, and caught a bit of the fever.

Anywho, I’m going through some kind of crisis. I was a career woman…I mean all the way. I worked hard through college, interned (fo’ free by the way) and got my dream job — I thought it was at least. I quit after two months out of sheer misery and the inability to brave any more torturous meetings about meetings.

No job in sight. Meh, for some reason, my give a damn busted last year.

I am obsessed with taking control over my life, not that I know how to do that. But, I am sick of feeling like I am at the mercy of others.